Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Consistent
Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Adulting
Today, I found out my 20 year-old daughter has a 46 year-old boyfriend. She met him at her job. When I objected, she told me that I can’t tell her “heart” what to do because she’s “grown” and “in love.” I had to teach her how to wash and she still leaves dirty pads on the floor, but sure, she’s “in love.” FML
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lizard365 12
Oh wow that's not going to work out
dawood_k 27
That's one way of keeping it in the family
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Comments (194)
taylor21398 14
Maybe he just doesn't want you to get married. Being a teenager sometimes you're just selfish.
Steve95401 49
This sounds like a script for a "Brady Bunch" episode that never was filmed ... with good reason.
tumtum888 12
Game of Thronesssss
Axel5238 29
Incest does NOT have to be direct blood relation. It can be close family/relative. It's weird and a 15 year old should not be dating a 12 year old in elementary school.
cmingle 3
I don't see how that's bad they are in love so be it. They're not blood related anyway
lizard365 12
it's necessarily not bad but soon they will be related by marriage
BrainStew27 12
I don't what's up with all these people arguing about whether this is incest and talking about sex. They're KIDS for Christ's sake! Let them be kids! I'm sure they'll probably grow out of it!
horneyhic 15
This is no more incest then when in-laws get together
juanschwartz 18
Holy ****
Melkboy 7
Well, it's not incest. If the person wouldn't be your fiancé, that'd be a random 12 year old girl, and then it wouldn't be a problem. I'd say it's just unlucky circumstances.
nitrog100 21
There's literally no practical way to prevent this from happening. It's hard enough to keep teenagers apart from each other normally, but when you force them to be in close proximity and in regular contact, you've already set yourself up for failure. Just let it ride; best case scenario: well best for you at any rate, is that they break up.