Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Consistent
Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Adulting
Today, I found out my 20 year-old daughter has a 46 year-old boyfriend. She met him at her job. When I objected, she told me that I can’t tell her “heart” what to do because she’s “grown” and “in love.” I had to teach her how to wash and she still leaves dirty pads on the floor, but sure, she’s “in love.” FML
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lizard365 12
Oh wow that's not going to work out
dawood_k 27
That's one way of keeping it in the family
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EpicGuy70 13
I hear that incest is "in" right now
Curlytwirly22 17
Well then you need to explain to this child that she is going to be his future sister because that is just inappropriate
Axel5238 29
I'm kinda surprised at 15 why he doesn't see this is an issue. That person is going to be family, he should at least be aware this really isn't appropriate also, at 15 why would he not want someone his age. He's high school age.
horneyhic 15
And what if the parents don't end up getting married? Or they get divorced don't forget only 50% of marriages work out I'm sure that # is even higher for engagements
Puer_in_urbe 5
That statistic is horseshit and you know it
adam_tajyar 10
I can see where the age & future step sister might be a thing of concern, but it could be worse and at least they aren't biologically related or related yet. But still will be awkward. FYL
Fangirlhello 8
I don't think he wants you to get married
chazzywazzy654 22
Technically not incest, however it could be seen that way.....
chazzywazzy654 22
Let them be, relationships don't tend to last long at that age anyways to be honest
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It sounds like a sequel to Twilight :)
romex918 3
I'm not a mom, but my advice would be to have a family meeting and explain to them what the risks are of this relationship. In my opinion, she is way too young to be dating, but that's just me. I hope it all works out for you.
Jamiediddles 14
Wasn't this 15% of the plot of Mr. Nobody?