Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I found out my 20 year-old daughter has a 46 year-old boyfriend. She met him at her job. When I objected, she told me that I can’t tell her “heart” what to do because she’s “grown” and “in love.” I had to teach her how to wash and she still leaves dirty pads on the floor, but sure, she’s “in love.” FML
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lizard365 12
Oh wow that's not going to work out
dawood_k 27
That's one way of keeping it in the family
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Comments (194)
Puer_in_urbe 5
Who cares? They're not related by blood.
Flowtastic 16
They're also very developmentally in different stages
horneyhic 15
Not that different girls are ussually a couple years ahead of guys that why marriages where the guys is 5 years old have a higher success rate
itsellie27 9
five years oldER*
ArmyDoc 11
I can hear the audience now, "Jerrrry Jerrrry Jerrrrry! "
cryssycakesx3 23
why?
birdybirdchirp 18
yup sounds like sumthing that would be on there bro lol
notabeachbabe 13
That's rather odd. Guys that age normally go for older girls that aren't in the family. Best of luck with that situation.
The_Big_Boss 20
She must be one of those well developed 12 year olds that drank a lot of milk
taywuzhere 11
Was that really necessary...
cdawg69 10
I see where your going with this, but better suited joke for the locker room
badluckalex 23
wtf... PEDO ALERT
PenguinBitch 44
I agree with #13. Who said they can't go out? Society and marriage contract, that's who.
GirlGamer12345 22
Maybe because 1 they'll be living in the same house I which they can do a lot more 2 if they break up it will be awkward 3 are you missing point that they will soon be brother and sister?! They're parents are getting married 4 she's friggen 12 and he's 15. At 12 I didn't know what sex was now I'm 15 and Ik every thing there is to know Trust me he's most likely only only thinking about sex too I just gave you many reason they can't date. Take ur pick
cryssycakesx3 23
well, no, they will not be brother and sister. "step" makes a big difference. and I promise at 15 you certainly do not know everything there is to know about sex. if you can't spell "your" you have no business spreading your legs.
HeyTherexxx 21
"Step" barely makes any difference. Sure, they're not sharing the same genes, but they're still by law, brother and sister. The boy is 15, and he's most likely curious and interested in sex. The girl is not even halfway developed - physically or mentality - to do anything. It's 2014, please don't try to justify their slightly incestuous relationship by saying they're not related.
HeyTherexxx 21
*mentally
GirlGamer12345 22
@35 I'm actually not "spreading legs" and never have don't assume I am because it makes you sound dumb... And step sisters and step brothers are still siblings.
drewflav 17
Actually, if you're not spreading legs you can't possibly know all there is to know. Logical fallacy.
horneyhic 15
At 15 they know everything about everything and you can't tell them different when she's about 21 she'll realise how uninformed she accually was
Mauskau 36
Even if they break up, things will be really awkward and weird. In a way, it could be them trying to get you to not marry your fiancé, OP?
sassy2085 16
Jail bait
worldclassrager 41
This will be interesting...but either way that's illegal
Kougeru 12
Actually, it's not illegal. You can marry your step siblings just fine. The only reason you can't marry your real siblings is because incest creates disabled children. Actually, recent research has shown that even first cousins have no more chance at making disabled children than complete strangers do. The only risk is direct siblings.
Jayy_Dash23 9
Actually it's still frikkin gross. **** science.
BrotherPhil 35
Actually, close cousins can still carry a risk, but the chance of reinforcing bad genes is not the only issue in incest, which is why most jurisdictions include step relatives and inlaws in the legal definition.
horneyhic 15
1 generation of 1st cousins has been shown to not increase risk beyond that it does
daddybear83 1
you're an idiot that's not illegal in anyway they're both underage and neither are blood related so think before you speak
horneyhic 15
Underage sex is perfectly legal As long as all partipants are underage
MatthewK 28
Maybe he just doesn't want you to marry her dad
beaverteaser 16
why cross the street, when you can cross the hall