Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML
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Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, I found out my 20 year-old daughter has a 46 year-old boyfriend. She met him at her job. When I objected, she told me that I can’t tell her “heart” what to do because she’s “grown” and “in love.” I had to teach her how to wash and she still leaves dirty pads on the floor, but sure, she’s “in love.” FML
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lizard365 12
Oh wow that's not going to work out
dawood_k 27
That's one way of keeping it in the family
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Comments (194)
Steephx0 23
Don't forbid them, that will only make them want to do it more. Be overly accepting of it, go on "double dates", and just annoy the hell out of them until they get uncomfortable and break up
badluckalex 23
that could easily backfire
ZombieSazza 34
Absolute genius!
kingdomgirl94 29
could, but probably won't. No one wants to double date with mom and dad.
stealth647 1
Sounds like Romeo and Juliet
JKPwnage 27
You do not have a boyfriend. You are simply trying on the IDEA of having a boyfriend. In the long run, though, it's most likely not going to work out.
Jayy_Dash23 9
Make a bet with him. first to marry one of them the other has to break up. winner gets a cookie. kids can't resist cookies.
wadamally 3
well ya know there's no risk of genetic mutation with step sisters just saying
weveallbeenthere 30
no step kid issues there , good luck with that.
fantita495 19
They may also just be trolling you guys because they don't want you to get married. Immature yes, but it's what teens do sometimes...
ThatSlappinBass 32
Thank you! I was looking for this comment. I honestly think that the kids aren't in love, just trying to stall the parents wedding. Granted, I don't know the situation, But at 12 and 15, I definitely wasn't looking for my "soul mate."
st12 1
sounds like someone I know
AmorVitae93 6
Hey keeping it in the family that's nice arty least there not blood related only law wise
chickenfeet223 11
That's going to be awkward in the future