Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML
Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
He is hanging out with the wrong crowd :(
perdix 31
Don't worry, he was talking about the band. Sting really ****** over Stewart Copeland and Andy Summers when he ditched them for his self-indulgent solo career. Or maybe he was angry when they jumped the shark with "Ghost in the Machine." Either way, it wasn't really about you.
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Comments (229)
felipe87 2
Yea, **** THE POLICE!
iHeritik 0
Damage? Just paint the **** over it...
BahahahLOL 0
IKR
jj79242 0
**** the police biatch ass pig
TropicalTulipz 0
damm i would beat his ass for dat
TropicalTulipz 0
he cant really pay for it hes only 14
jes1610 6
it's because you're black isn't it? stop breaking the law and then the police won't be after you :-D
Hidan_fml 0
Well, your son is right. I heard of one guy that pulled over by a cop. Since his window wasn't working, he opened the door, causing the cop to run towards the guy with a drawn gun. The cop then had a go at the guy with his night stick. After realizing the guy's window was broken, the cop laughed and let the guy off with a warning. A perfect example of why you say "**** THE PIGS!!"
Deltasly 0
dude you are a freaking idiot!!!! you got that from a different post
0neiros 14
What, you can't get with your fellow officers and Scare his ass straight? Toss him in a cell for a few hours, get a big cop to dress the part, and go in the cell with him, and spend some time telling him about how he's going to be his bitch. After a few hours of this, he'll be blubbering and won't be so stupid, Especially since "The Police" pay for everything in his worthless life.
PageantGirlXOXO 16
This one is actually sad. My best guy friend got in trouble for a similar thing.
Texass2224 0
wow