Today, my 11-year-old son and I took an IQ test for a laugh. To be honest, I've often suspected that I may have some form of mental retardation, but I didn't expect to get a score of 79, while he got one of 114. FML
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Today, I took a legitimate IQ test and got a score of 80. My parents both have IQ scores above Einstein’s. FML
Today, I took an online IQ test, even though I knew they give everyone unrealistically high scores. My score was 73. FML
Today, we got the IQ test results back, which show our daughter is on the high end of the genius scale. This confirms what my wife and I have long feared: our 6-year-old is FAR smarter than we are. No wonder she wins all the arguments we have. FML
Today, my husband, who is proud of his 155 IQ, is depressed our son is becoming a typical football jock with an IQ only just into the triple digits. He even thinks I must have had an affair, because no way could someone as smart as him have produced such a blockhead with tattoos. FML
Today, my dad took my son out of his will, so I confronted him. Turns out he has a new policy of “not rewarding dumb behaviour.” He’s willing to put him back in the will, if he ever scores over 120 on an IQ test. I love my son, but he’s a happy goldfish, 120 is just never happening. FML
Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML
Today, my son is smarter than average, almost genius level, and he has now reached an age where not only does he question me at every turn, he actually out-argues me 90% of the time and I can’t do anything about it because technically he’s right and I’m wrong. FML
Today, my 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclaw where he "belongs" because he's "so smart". FML
Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML
Today, I asked my father if it was okay for me to take an ADHD test. He spent about 30 minutes yelling at as to why that is a dumb idea. I have asked multiple people who know me better than anyone else and they believe that I might have ADHD. FML
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ArgentumAurum 24
Well you should be proud that you have a smart child.
RBntM 10
At least your son is smart
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JKPwnage 27
Where'd you take this IQ test?
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
And that's why I'm never taking one of those.
Hazamachi 12
Don't worry OP, IQ tests don't really mean anything, there is no accurate way to determine intelligence.
Pointy 12
I got 143 on an IQ test :)
sulaymanf 5
I wouldn't trust online IQ tests, most of the online ones are fake, especially the free ones
BananaMan844 4
Holy shit! If he has an IQ that high, he is able to go to college now!
JustScrewLife 2
Don't always trust IQ tests on children and teens, they are not always right and should have a few points shaved off for the younger ones.
horendale 11
I had to take an IQ test when I was 5 and had the score of 125...
KxHoneyCombxP 24
I thought 114 was below average, which lead me to believe that the IQ test was probably inaccurate. After reading these comments, I guess I was the one that was incorrect.