Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML
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Loe_307 0
It's even more funny that he had the sense to lock his door and you didn't.
Aldrahil 0
... Nice... At least he learns from you and not from some twonker in school or... from South Park...
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Comments (177)
gqduck 0
I don't really understand how this is FML worthy. A lot of guys learn about masturbation from their older brothers. I guess 10 is a little on the young side to start, but it's no big deal.
RiChY_BaBy08 0
hah. one ounce of prevention is a pound of safety or somthing like that
Miss_Tyff 0
Why doesn't anyone lock the door anymore?? Be glad he didn't catch you having SEX... lol
kevin_19 0
he was either gonna learn if from you, or t.v
Kitty34_fml 0
How do people get caught masturbating? Are you doing it while sitting at the kitchen table or something? Lock your door or do it in the shower or something.
FoundManyLemons 0
He would have figured it out on his own.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Okay, there's nothing really wrong with this. Masturbation is extremely healthy, and if a kid hasn't figured it out and needs a tip, why not?
ughh_lydia 0
lmao. thats why locks are invented. private moments. only you should know about.
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
First of all, your brother is a ******* dumbass if he didn't know how to ********** yet, and second, you must be retarded if you can't lock your door or do something. A ten year old outsmarted you because he locked his door for christs's sake!
Pip 12
I didn’t even know about masturbation when I was 10 and I don’t think that’s so unusual
spablo93 0
Lock the door stupid! And I knew how to ********** when I was 5. It's pretty easy.