Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML
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Loe_307 0
It's even more funny that he had the sense to lock his door and you didn't.
Aldrahil 0
... Nice... At least he learns from you and not from some twonker in school or... from South Park...
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emmeting 0
so glorious that he not only learned how, but also to lock the damn door.
miracleman 0
if your 10 year old brother can lock the door, why cant you?
ethanpet113 0
About 95 % of surveyed males in North America admit to masturbating on a regular basis (at least 3 times a week). The actual number is most likely higher because people lie to hide their "flaws". You just taught him a common form of stress relief and exploration, that he would have learned anyway.
XxXRawkstarXxX 0
Next Time Lock Your Doors!
byn55 0
if it hit at the heat of the moment why get up and lock the door i never do. and sounds like his brother needed some help
pianodoctor 0
#11 LMAO And yes you should lock the door. But then again, he was gonna learn eventually.
HexagonsSuck 0
Your little brother is going to talk to you about this later in his life haha
socknightmar 0
Hell, what are big brothers for? but does it even WORK for a 10 year old?
b4sk3tb4ll 0
I love how he's smart enough to lock his door. Smooth....
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
haha #1