Today, marks three days since I was supposed to follow the moving truck to my new home. Instead, I got super sick and my dad drove away without me. I've been laying on a dog cushion the entire weekend because my bed is 500 miles away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have to spend the whole day in a moving truck with my dad. He had beans for dinner, and it's too cold to crack open a window. FML
Today, my dad and I had to move in with my mom. There's only two tiny rooms, and my aunt lives there along with her dogs and my cat. The dogs have tried to kill my cat, I have to share the bed with my mom, who snores BAD, and I haven't slept in two days. I work early all week. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, I was sent 800 km home from my interstate job because I have the sniffles. FML
Today, after driving 900 miles, the tongue on my trailer broke ten miles away from home. I was stuck on the side of the road for 3 hours. FML
Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML
Today, I set aside an entire week off to watch my parents' house while they went on vacation. I'd only just got here and they'd barely left when the hospital called. My drunk uncle died from a concussion, so my parents cancelled everything. I feel bad for my aunt, but my boss knows where I live, and my dad's an ass. I'm trapped. FML
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aGMAELSTR0M 10
Dad: C'mon kid, it's time to make our way towards a new beginning! OP: *puking* Dad: *puts on shades* This truck stops for no man.
Inkoseh 33
I'm sorry you were sick! Was it not financially possible for you to just get a motel/hotel for the weekend for super cheap around you? At least you'd have a bed! Get well soon!
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Comments (32)
LyricaSilvan 30
What kind of parent does that?? No offense, but your dad sounds like a heartless jackass.
jairolover 25
been sleeping outside? It's not very common for someone to be able to sleep in their old house. You don't have a phone either?
eternal_screams 14
I read it as my dog drive away without me and my first thought was "your dog is really skilled." Then I re-read it.
InuKim 11
Dad of the year.
dontquestionit 3
lol at least those can be comfy
llamingo 8
At least your wifi still works
alaskanessy 8
You can lay back on your "dog cushion" in the car just as well as in an empty house.