Today, my boyfriend of almost 5 years told me that his reason for staying with me is because he doesn't want to go through our storage unit to decide who would get what. We've had the storage unit for 2 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend helped me move some things into storage, all while complaining about the amount of stuff I own. He's the one who keeps buying me things I don't need or want, even though I tell him every year I wouldn’t mind getting no gifts at all. FML
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core01 30
Go through it for him now. Then get your name off the unit. Don't be anyone's storage unit chain.
emmalou 19
That can't be the truth. If he really wanted to leave you he would have left you with all the possessions. That's just an excuse, leave him now!
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bleachedraven 14
it's safe where you stored it
core01 30
Go through it for him now. Then get your name off the unit. Don't be anyone's storage unit chain.
emmalou 19
could be worse if it was me I would slowly move my stuff out of the storage unit under your nose
emmalou 19
That can't be the truth. If he really wanted to leave you he would have left you with all the possessions. That's just an excuse, leave him now!