Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
This was a bad idea
Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Top comments
Loboguy 0
I'm a guy, so no comment about having stomach hair .. but we're all mammals aren't we? F*** this sexist world for making girls everywhere think their beautiful natural bodies are unnatural. Never ever met a girl I haven't found attractive in some way or other.
olypicgold 0
a little faint hair is kinda cute. as long as its not like a ******* forest
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caraftercarbox 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
GROSSSSSSSSSS
althemaster 16
Guys don't mind hair on the stomach as long as it's not thick and dark... As long as you have less than the guy you're with there's no problem.
Wildbluesun 2
I'm screwed then, because I have stomach hair and an oddly hairfree boyfriend. XD But I just shave mine, it's fine.
absolutezero1287 0
I agree with #16.
vooper 0
Agh! I'm 13 and I already have stomach hair!!!!! asdfghjkl. Whatever. Could be worse I guess :(
awildwhisper 30
everyone does. it's normal
RedCarpetGrave 0
I agree with #1, if it bothers you that much then Lazer Hair Removal is the best option, as long as you can afford it.
soundmind311 0
why dont u just bleach it?
LikeOhMahGoose 0
Uh hello we're mammals we have hair everywhere. Quit complaining. Damn.
wai2w3c 1
yes that is correct. Other symptoms of polycystic ovarian syndrome are facial hair, deep voice, severe acne, mood swings, obesity, and missing your period. There are other medical conditions that can cause a girl to have more hair than usual such as problems with your adrenal glands, but it can also just run in the family/ethnicity. Depends on how much hair you have. If it's as much as a hairy guy and you have other symptoms, then you should see your PMD or an endocrinologist.
MiserablexHopey 0
okay if your a girl and you have hair on your stomach it means your to skinny and than there's not enough fat in your stomach to keep you warm so you grow hair . the skinnier you get the more hair you get . I'm 12 . I'm 4'9 and only 78 pounds . I have hair on my stomach too . and not to mention were mammals so it's normal . but the hair on your stomach would look much shorter if you didn't wax it at all in the first place .
laxgirl3 0
I'm 12 4'8" abt 73 pounds and have no hair on my stomache...how do u and not me?
redrider1225 0
That is completly untrue. Your body won't pick a specific place to start growing hair because you're "cold" from being skinny. If it did, super models would all look like Cousin it. Hair in places like that on girls comes from higher levels of testosterone.
redcanary 0
I think you need to take a better biology class...
anonmyousguy 5
Dude, I'm like fat af and I have stomach hair.
Rach_star 0
Haha, same here. Sucks, huh?