Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
This was a bad idea
Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, in front of my friends, my mom came after me with a pair of tweezers exclaiming, "There's just a couple of hairs on your chin that need to be plucked." I'm a 14 year-old girl. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
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Loboguy 0
I'm a guy, so no comment about having stomach hair .. but we're all mammals aren't we? F*** this sexist world for making girls everywhere think their beautiful natural bodies are unnatural. Never ever met a girl I haven't found attractive in some way or other.
olypicgold 0
a little faint hair is kinda cute. as long as its not like a ******* forest
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stellasue11 38
i shave my belly hair and toe hair off daily lol dont feel bad!
T1A2Z3 35
If it's embarrassing just shave yourself...