pass me the fucking rope
Brooklyn, United States
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
I'mSoHungry
Auckland, New Zealand
I am very hungry
Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML
Sick
Ede, Netherlands
Nice bird
Today, a bird shit on my jacket whilst smoking, I cleaned it and went back outside, and got shit on again. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
From a great height
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
Bad day
United States
Classic combo
Today, I had quite the long and busy day at work. Also today, the AC in my workplace decided to go on vacation. I was sweating and about to pass out by the end of it. Then, as I was walking home, I got pooped on by a bird. Twice. FML
lbg2msf
Biloxi, United States
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
birdbath
United States
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
tristaph
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
targe
Australia
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
crazystar69
United States
Today, I was walking with my crush, and I told him how I felt. As soon as I turned to him, a bird shit on my face. FML
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WCARlover 35
Birds are a-holes
Sora_McKain 36
Damn those birds anyway. If only they weren't so damn cute then maybe I could actually hate them.
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Comments (40)
kiki1705 20
Well at least it didn't rain...
PurpleMyth 28
It did over here.
Patriots21 14
That's a matter of perspective.... the bird made it rain.
notjordansime 12
But did you eat it?
Brandon1000 10
Hopefully you were having soup, in that case it wouldn't make much of a difference.
IssacB 14
I laughed more at your username in combination with the FML. Really seems like a crappy day. Sorry OP, hopefully it gets better.
TisButAScratch 10
At least it didn't crap on your head
epicgamer 18
I feel ya, in all my years in elementary (which goes up to 6th grade where I'm from) i got shit on 16 times by ******* seagulls. I hate their very existence to this very day.
denna44 14
Good luck coming your way
HylianBadger 21
Hey, free mayonnaise.
SleepyPharma 21
Personally haven't heard of that before...
RedCronos 17
It's irritating enough when they crap on my car after washing it......