Sick
Ede, Netherlands
Nice bird
Today, a bird shit on my jacket whilst smoking, I cleaned it and went back outside, and got shit on again. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pass me the fucking rope
Brooklyn, United States
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
lbg2msf
Biloxi, United States
Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML
Anonymous
From a great height
Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML
#201
United States
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
I'mSoHungry
Auckland, New Zealand
I am very hungry
Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML
Bad day
United States
Classic combo
Today, I had quite the long and busy day at work. Also today, the AC in my workplace decided to go on vacation. I was sweating and about to pass out by the end of it. Then, as I was walking home, I got pooped on by a bird. Twice. FML
MJ3105
Israel
Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
birdbath
United States
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
tristaph
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
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ahabsfan 17
I’ve never seen a bird smoke before. Does it cause cancer in birds too?
Mungolikecandy 19
The bird was very antisocial to do that to your jacket whilst it was smoking at the same time.
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Comments (12)
tadpole7 12
welp....thats shitty
ahabsfan 17
I’ve never seen a bird smoke before. Does it cause cancer in birds too?
Kurliez408 32
if you didn't smoke you wouldn't have gotten shit on twice. Bird's trying to send a message op.
live_to_love 25
I think the Universe is telling you something. Try to listen to it even though it's a sh*** situation. ah ah
Mungolikecandy 19
The bird was very antisocial to do that to your jacket whilst it was smoking at the same time.
mfranks19891989 10
I think your dr hired that bird to help you quit smoking
Nemojay Chan 3
I have heard that a bird pooping on you is good luck. use it well
Hangryko 32
That bird didn't appreciate your second hand smoke so it shat on you for both offences. YDI.
jmilam90 9
That wouldn’t happen if you quit smoking.
RainbowPandaChan 9
That's the universe telling you to quit smoking