Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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sturschaedel 27
Today I'm a dog, descendent of the mighty wolf that lives in wintery forests, a relative of the husks, the famous sled-dogs of the snowy northern lands. My owner thought I couldn't handle a bit of snow and decided to carry me to my toilet-spot. He slipped, fell on me and broke my leg. FML
rieebee 23
That's awful, hope he has a speedy recovery.
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Comments (61)
rmllavaneras 19
That's what you get for not letting an animal be an animal.
StogieXX 11
More like FTDL
Mangoesweg 13
Poor guy hope he gets well soon.
bReLiNg 18
there's still unconditional love... right?
Brandi_Faith 34
So true. At least your dog won't resent you for it or feel any differently towards you. He's probably just happy you tried to carry him out in the first place and that you got him help asap. Dogs are great for loving unconditionally. Just be sure to love on him while he's recovering, which is all he probably wants...well that and treats...and meat...ok and probably some cheese! :)
False_Stupidity 42
...and some new toys.
Ichiya 29
And lots of bacon.
Metthew 15
Sorry to hear that! Hope your dog will recover quickly. ü
SassyCassy19 12
Poor dog :( hope he's okay and gets better soon!
buckdharma 38
I'm guessing now you'll have to **** his leg for him too. :(
Nina825 21
its okay!! hope he will recover fast!!<3
caseylou 12
That's tough! When I first got my dog Beau, he was a very scared little rescue, and I had picked him up to take him outside. He freaked out, jumped from my arms, landed bad, and broke his arm in two places. I felt horrible. ):
Zebediabolical 45
How does a dog break it's arm in two places?
mezochan 29
How does a dog have an arm?
Dovahkiin_1997 22
Its front two paws, I'm assuming. When I was younger I always used to call them 'arms'
Brightblue2 14
If they landed on their dog they should be happy that they only broke their dogs leg... They may had killed him.
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, could have been a whole lot worse, like a broken neck. My younger brother landed on our new pup while playing once and broke his neck so he had to be put down, completely devastated.
Brandi_Faith 34
Oh my gosh 59, that's the worst story ever!! I can't imagine how devastating that would be, and to know you did it (even if it was an accident). Hopefully he was too young to remember it well or that could be pretty heartbreaking and traumatic. Poor boy and puppy. :(