Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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sturschaedel 27
Today I'm a dog, descendent of the mighty wolf that lives in wintery forests, a relative of the husks, the famous sled-dogs of the snowy northern lands. My owner thought I couldn't handle a bit of snow and decided to carry me to my toilet-spot. He slipped, fell on me and broke my leg. FML
rieebee 23
That's awful, hope he has a speedy recovery.
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Comments (61)
pl0xs3rver 45
Out of curiosity, why did you carry your dog outside? Is it small and there is too much snow? Hope he has a speedy recovery
pinque 19
Was it a little dog or are you just a huge person ?
cappellaaa 23
awee poor pup!
hegchog12 18
Who carries there dog when it snows?
nyagemini23 22
Sorry that happened. How u don't beat yourself up about it too much. He will heal quickly.
karma_kicks_back 16
FYL for the vet bill and FYDL for the pain. At least the weather is right to stay in and comfort each other. Make sure to keep his leg warm if you can, that cold weather might make it ache more. Hope he heals quickly and comfortably.
veritoswty6 14
Poor dog.. You should be more careful
siggy_mcsigx 22
:/ I accidentally stepped on and broke my dog's leg when she was young, we were running together and she scooted under me. Worst thing ever, I get chills remembering her shrieks :( .
jenny_sykes 14
aww that's terrible, hope that the dog is Ok
amileah13 26
Aww poor thing!