Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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sturschaedel 27
Today I'm a dog, descendent of the mighty wolf that lives in wintery forests, a relative of the husks, the famous sled-dogs of the snowy northern lands. My owner thought I couldn't handle a bit of snow and decided to carry me to my toilet-spot. He slipped, fell on me and broke my leg. FML
rieebee 23
That's awful, hope he has a speedy recovery.
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The_Avatar 22
More like FML for your poor dog
mrmcleod 29
Aw. Poor pooch! Sorry OP. I know how it goes I had a little chihuahua that was always under foot and I stepped on her frequently. Sad thing is neither of us ever learned.
Brandi_Faith 34
My little guy does not know to get out of the way and he's 8 now! I can literally walk right to him and he'll just stand or sit there and not move, I have to walk around him to get where I'm going. And sometimes he'll try to get out of the way and do this kind of side to side dance like "what way do I go, what way do I go?" and then just decide to not bother and stays there. So weird.
clitoria 15
Oh my, the poor baby. ): Hope he recovers well & quick.
vikky538 29
what your dog may st be thinking right now..poor dog... its not your fault though...
dolander 10
Apparently the dog wasn't the one who couldn't handle snow.
SUN_lover 19
That is one painful FML I've ever read. Hope the poor dog is doing okay.
ooooohboy 15
Awww poor puppy haha that's kinda funny and sad at the same time. I feel ashamed for laughing haha
ooooohboy 15
Awww poor puppy haha that's kinda funny and sad at the same time. I feel ashamed for laughing haha
SkylaChristian 18
It's okay, an honest mistake. You were just trying to help but it ended badly. I'm sure your dog will forgive you. :)
stonewashed 12
Holy hell, hope he will be fine soon and hope you're not feeling too bad - accidents happen!