Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, while trying to pick up dog poo, I tripped and landed in the pile. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML
Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML
Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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sturschaedel 27
Today I'm a dog, descendent of the mighty wolf that lives in wintery forests, a relative of the husks, the famous sled-dogs of the snowy northern lands. My owner thought I couldn't handle a bit of snow and decided to carry me to my toilet-spot. He slipped, fell on me and broke my leg. FML
rieebee 23
That's awful, hope he has a speedy recovery.
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Comments (61)
greencurtains74 11
Once when I was a kid I saw a mom running with her baby in her arms, she slipped and the baby went flying....I never did find out if they were okay.
Twisted_Angel 17
Poor dog!! He must be tiny if you can pick him up. Hope he recovers quick.
SexyWildRednecks 17
Poor pup. And hopefully he will recover quickly. I'm sure you feel like shit and don't over feed him treats to show you are sorry. I'm sure he knows by now.
KLuke2015 12
You had one job...
idontknow8 8
idiot...just let him out...why tf did you pick him up..?
cathythecat 15
that's ruff!
james_galvin_ 5
Lolin
4we5om3Girl 2
You deserved it coz you shouldn't have taken the dog out when it was snowing. Stay warm inside.
baegirl33 7
Everyone: "Is the dog gonna be ok?" Guys it sucks that the dog got hurt, I hate it too. The yelping the whining, you feel so bad. But still she said she broke the dogs leg, therefore he is fine. Op might have got a concussion or something worse, be happy she didn't. (or at least never said she did.) And she would feel bad, have to drive him to vet (which costs money for gas.) All over him having a full bladder. FYL and FHL op. Sorry :/
SydLovesLacey 18
I hate it when animals get hurt. ):
ctcountrygirl94 6
awwwww. :( I'm sorrry!!!