Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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Epoch 0
hey that's not that bad. at least you didn't mistake a kid for a trash can.
Bhetti 0
Has stuff like this been happening a lot? Possibly seek medical help.
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ohhboyy 0
#3 wins oh and #49 stfu seriously
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mrhahn530 0
I call bullshit. How distracted do you have to be to hear a "clang" and think "hmm, i must have hit a kid".
Phatkat 0
where u high?
jessxoxo28 5
LOL!!! a trash can????
ihatestupidpeopl_fml 0
YOU ARE STUPID
eagles5813 0
MORON
meddude 0
hahaha this is one of the best recent FMLs
YallNoobs 0
how the **** did you get 3899 "I agree, your life is F'ed"?? I'd only understand if what #3 said was true...
yesmy_love 0
"Today, this crazy bitch knocked me over while I was walking down the street. She then proceeded to make a scene and call me a trash can..... She should probably lay off the psychedelics before going out in public. FML"