Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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Top comments
Epoch 0
hey that's not that bad. at least you didn't mistake a kid for a trash can.
Bhetti 0
Has stuff like this been happening a lot? Possibly seek medical help.
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Comments (162)
Gavik 0
BAKED
catsizedgoldfish 0
That was really funny. Do children normally "clang" when they hit the ground though?
Jasper_fml 0
how the **** do you not notice that it's a trashcan?
marykateex3 0
Don't worry about it. I was quite tired one day and had a full conversation with a desk. I ran into it, apologized, then commented on how it couldn't very well accept my apology considering it was an inanimate object. One of my friends had to walk me out of the classroom. Everyone fails at life sometimes :D
neonoodle 0
Were you hanging around in Looney Tunes world? Who can confuse a kid with a trashcan?
BiscuitHead 0
i agree 112% with #10, like really, thats just sad..
BrickyV 0
are you on crack?
Amkii 0
So? I publicly, consciously interact with inanimate objects all the time! :D
alex_vik 1
Meth is a helluva drug. And #34, you're not funny, no matter how much you think you are.
rachel_anna 0
I said you deserved it just because you put an apostrophe at the end of "its."