Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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Top comments
Epoch 0
hey that's not that bad. at least you didn't mistake a kid for a trash can.
Bhetti 0
Has stuff like this been happening a lot? Possibly seek medical help.
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Comments (162)
some_user 0
hahaha #37. This is the dumbest FML.
Person_Man 0
Are you retarded?
DeadMansCrack 4
I've done this before,except it was my mom's van.I agree, your life is ******.
marykateex3 0
#39: Wasn't trying to be funny. Merely stating the fact that everyone can be an idiot sometimes. Including you, apparently.
alex_vik 1
#44 - Of course you were trying to be funny. Unless you're severely retarded, no one talks to objects trying not to be funny.
FMLz92 0
Whatever. You'll never see those people again... definitely not FYL.
Twiiggy 0
Whatever it happens. I'm so annoyed with people saying YDI damn it.
wut_fml 0
LOL this is hilarious. There's this one building that I walk by that has a big dark metal pipe right by the entrance, and I always see it from the corner of my eye and I think it's someone standing by the door smoking or something. I always have to turn and look to see if it was a person.
marykateex3 0
#45: Against my better judgment, I think I will respond again. This is rather amusing. Perhaps you did not read what I wrote. I believe I said, "I was quite tired." ie: lack of sleep makes people do ridiculous things. Do you think I intentionally ran into a desk so I could intentionally sustain a bruise so I could intentionally tell everyone "OMG GUYZ I RUNZ INTO DESKZ LOLZ." Mmm, no. And why did I write it here? I don't know. Perhaps to show the OP that everyone makes an ass out of themselves, again, including you. I'm not going to waste any more of my time fighting over the internet with someone I don't even know, especially when I'm not even the one who posted the FML in the first place. This is ridiculous. Therefore, have a nice day, dear alex_vik :D
darkheadlights 4
Oh, I've totally done stuff like that. At work I bump into clothing racks and apologize to them before I realize they're not actually people. Just laugh it off.