Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
Today, I was walking home from a horrible day at work, when some idiot emptied a trashcan on my head from his apartment balcony. He cried "Oh shit!" and apologized because I wasn't his intended target. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, my neighbor waved at me while he mowing his lawn. Wanting to be friendly, I waved back. In doing so I tripped on the curb, fell onto my own trash can, and rolled halfway into the street. He didn’t stop mowing. FML
Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML
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Top comments
Epoch 0
hey that's not that bad. at least you didn't mistake a kid for a trash can.
Bhetti 0
Has stuff like this been happening a lot? Possibly seek medical help.
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Claire_bear 0
Haha something like this happened to me. I was getting books out of my locker and I hit a person next to me with my elbow. I immediatly said ,"I'm so sorry! R u ok?" but you guessed it, it was a locker door next to mine. I didn't think anyone was around so I said out loud ," wow claire, nice going, way to talk to a locker." I turn to my other side and see the kid I really like staring at me with a confused look. I decide to get out of there as fast as I could. Only to trip over a kneeling person. Feeling very cumsy I laughed and said sorry. I looked down and saw a backpack... The boy was still looking
magoo_fml 0
were you sauced? how can you mistake a trash can for a kid LOL
arienh4 0
#10: It's a trash can, I doubt it needs medical attention.
choicefresh 2
I call B.S.
nodbor 11
and you admit this, you really need help
HOLLAcaust 0
I don't see why everyone's being such jerks. We've all had those stupid little disorientated moments, the weather obviously added to that in this case. Stuff like that happens to me during my midnight bathroom runs. D:
bdogg 0
******* kids these days with their trash can clothes.
kellster 2
It's ok, I apologize to inanimate objects all the time!
peazeful 0
Epic-fail.
iBou_fml 4
#97 FXXKING ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!