Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML
Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML
Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML
Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML
Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
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Top comments
peacefully84 19
Hey, free $50!
holdenSSV 3
Who would complain about getting free cash? Just enjoy it :)
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Comments (228)
Coffeebang 17
I want that to happen to me omg
HannahWho 8
...you need a backbone Op. You took the money and sat somewhere else? I would have taken the money then planted myself right next to the biggest jerk there was and started talking about the most annoying topic you could think of.
funnyfiona 0
At least u get paid to go somewhere else :(
javierb88 3
Take it as being paid to have the comfort of sitting by yourself with no distractions just you and your thoughts/iPod. That and a free $50, besides you'll make awesome friends later!
annihil8or 15
And how is this bad?
annihil8or 15
Are you currently hiring?
RedHotMom26 3
Woohoo! Free $50! I woulda said thanks and said that they were idiots.
ROSEisAmazing01 4
Well, u got $50!
tehzilla 12
Aw, that's sad. :( At least they paid you, assholes.
KhaeKhae1 3
At least you made 50 bucks :)