Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
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Top comments
aziatic 0
that's my kind of party
DoomJeff91 2
Why'd you have a demolition crew in your bedroom?..... Oh.
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Comments (75)
bds0688 0
Also, does it matter how he gets his rocks off? Nice of everyone to judge OP and just assume things of him based off this story. No, really, you guys aren't at all shallow *****. Keep it up.
c_alan_zoppa 0
You live at home and have MULTIPLE blow-up dolls in a bad hiding spot. I've said it before, FML needs a "never happened" button.
strawberryspacejam 11
What do you mean by people? And to you idiots who think he's like 30 because his grandma is 85. My friend's grandma is 82 and he is 13 so suck that shit.
ActionManly 11
YDI for having terrible grammar.
HayItsHaley 0
We're not talking about proper grammar. We're talking about having blow-up doll orgies with condoms(:
avcureton_101 0
That has got to be one of the sickest of the funniest things i have ever heard!! LMAO... FYL
amuchii 0
YDI for deserving it.
wordgirl 0
I had to read this like 3 times before I realized what the OP meant. Dude! More than one??? What the heck you doin' with all those accessories???
chocoLIFE_fml 2
haha
alphaxzero 0
your grandma is 85. your lil brother is 5. how old are you and your mom? that's a really large age gap