Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
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aziatic 0
that's my kind of party
DoomJeff91 2
Why'd you have a demolition crew in your bedroom?..... Oh.
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LevyLove 17
OMG.... lol
DoomJeff91 2
Why'd you have a demolition crew in your bedroom?..... Oh.
sportastef 0
Awesome comment.
xxBAMFxx 0
You should really find a place to hide your pleasure objects :D
Jadesomeone 0
this is the funniest epic fail ever!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?=2-SoeiM88Y4
Captain_Jello 0
funniest epic fail ever? you must be the fagot in the video trying to promote yourself.
Chowi_fml 0
Happy realdoll... err... birthday, Mom!
guitardedman 0
dude ydi for having a blow up doll...just ****** jack off like a normal human and get on with your business
Bloodknight 22
Haha, wow...Loser... FYL & YDI
ilovefatcats 12
I just Lear if u se a comment that says # erplys (one reply, 12 relpys etc) if u cluck it, it shows the repys :D
sc27 0
This is why you use stuffed animals... no one suspects a thing
mack3427 5
How does a gurl use a stuffed animal?
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Was it a life-sized Antonio Banderas blow up doll?
plexico 4
I hope they are the ones that are ready to blow . . . out candles! Yeah, candles! They are there to blow out candles, much like Toxi and her birthday video. Blow, blow, blow!
Intoxicunt 6
Haha. plexi, let's remake that video, but with a different type of blowing.
plexico 4
I'm into it. Except I don't think we'll be able to post it on YouTube. We'll have to find one of those sites that puts those kind of videos online. What's it called, RedTube?
Monado 0
Plex, the pornographic master saves the day!
Intoxicunt 6
Redtube, Youporn, 4chan, etc. etc. Works for me!
plexico 4
There's really one called RedTube? I like Keezmovies.
Intoxicunt 6
Lol. Yes, there is. Were you making a pun that just happened to be true? Never seen that site, but I could top it, whatever it is.
plexico 4
Yes, I did. Tell me something better than Keezmovies (for straight men, there's no gay stuff except for the "lesbian" type stuff that straight men would like.) There are plumpas, but no blumpkins.
bre_zip_it_up13 11
whats plumpas
Intoxicunt 6
"Plumpa" comes from the term "plumpa humpa", a slang term meaning someone who goes after fat or overweight people. Like chubby chaser. No one else uses "plumpa" but us, as far as I know. Wow, that's uncanny. Well, I could find sites with blumpkins. However, I know something better than this Keez baloney. Making your own homemade ****! Have you got a camera? I do. I actually own about 8 devices that take pics. I guess I'm a camera *****. Anywho, if I lived in Texas (and you weren't married, and a bunch of other circumstances were right), you would never go online for that stuff again.
FerrariCake 2
Legal advice: don't make personal **** and then give it to anyone if you're under 18. You might have the best of twisted intentions, but Plexico would end up in the big house and registering his address with the authorities for the rest of his life.
Intoxicunt 6
Aww, I won't. "Best of twisted intentions". Lol. I actually wouldn't put **** of myself on the web at any age. At least, not intentionally... *cough* ...
plexico 4
Thanks, FerrariCake. Even though the age of consent in Texas is 17. **** is governed by federal law which states the actors must be 18 or over. Toxi, we're just going to have to rehearse for the next few months.
Intoxicunt 6
Ok. I'm practicing as we speak! :) No I'm not. :( FML.
Jebadiah 0
i cant stop reading this thread!!!!!!!!!! you guys are just funny