Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
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aziatic 0
that's my kind of party
DoomJeff91 2
Why'd you have a demolition crew in your bedroom?..... Oh.
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snake_Girl85 0
YDI for using "X yearS old" as an adjective
snake_Girl85 0
YDI for using "X yearS old" as an adjective. Twice.
snake_Girl85 0
Sorry for the double post... stupid phone...
Witchcraft_fml 5
So than, erm, what's in the icing?
Jadesomeone 0
EPIC FAIL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8oucrg4xM
christinnaaa 10
I know this makes me seem really stupid but I font get it whenthey wrote " blow people " do they mean blow up dolls or something sexual going on ? I'm sorry I know it's a dumb question but someone please clearify (: thanks
OwMyToe 0
The blow up dolls that some guys (and girls) like to do things with http://pictureslast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/funny-blowupdoll.jpg
XxRose_SparksxX 7
To put it plainly...Dolls you have sex with xP
MishasMeow 0
LOL! I can only imagined what that looked like..
I_am_stupid_also 6
Good thing you used it last night so it was still inflated. You could have killed your grandma when she tried to blow it up.
helios_rex 0
OP, your post should have been this: "Today, I tried posting an FML but my grammar is so bad that the FML ended up being about my engrish. FML"
scateice 0
lol
TwilghtLuvr13 0
please learn english.
olisykes_ 0
Please don't try and make yourself feel big by nit-picking people's grammar. Twilight sucks a fat one, by the way.
RubixMonkey 0
OMG I would have blown up at them, I mean hell you think condoms offer protection but if your grandma and five year old brother/sister found them, well hell, looks like you are going to be alone for a long time
Snowlight_fml 7
Wow. I didnt understand the 'balloons' part of the fml before I read this comment. My brain works so slow...