Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Going to the dentist is terrifying. Next time hand him a couple of stickers, a lollipop, and a diaper.
natashamilan 13
Poor guy, that sounds terribly embarrassing!
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Comments (49)
zhifii 16
It is Understandable!! It's probably his phobia.
Corneliapresent 13
I have several tattoos and their placement hurt but my latest visit to the dentist hurt much more than those tattoos, even after 3 local sedations and I'm not afraid of the dentist. So it doesn't surprise me at all that someone that already is afraid can not control his bowl movements any longer, be happy he wasn't proud of it ;-)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If he was getting a root canal, that would be pretty terrifying.
PANDORUM89 21
I get it. the first time I went to the dentist in a long time they held me down against my will to perform a root canal. now I suffer from high anxiety and panic attacks even over things not related to the dentist.
Wafalafaugus 18
Hopefully you weren't in charge of cleaning his pants as well.
fireflysfly 7
My worst fear is the dentist.
SchelleForelle 18
**** HIS life
Clevelandians 17
Today, I had to get my teeth cleaned by a first time dentist. I peed my pants. I'm 38. FML
jryan2 16
At least you don't have a "horrible boss" who is constantly trying to get your D (horrible bosses reference)
Auromo 14
my Mom works in a dental office and I assist her all the time I feel your pain.