Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML
Today, was my first day of work in my life. I was excited, and so was my dad, who saw me to the door and ruffled my hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in my hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
Today, while working at my new job at a veterinary hospital, I was excited that I set a urinary catheter in a dog for the first time. I guess I was a little too enthusiastic though, because I pulled it out too fast and bloody urine splashed up all over my face. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Going to the dentist is terrifying. Next time hand him a couple of stickers, a lollipop, and a diaper.
natashamilan 13
Poor guy, that sounds terribly embarrassing!
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Comments (49)
exitium16 26
Why does it matter if he was a grown man, people can have actual phobias of going to the dentist.
Gillett 23
Where is this office located (so I stay away)?
Metthew 15
Didn't you learn that some people have serious problems going to the dentist while studying? Instead of belittling him you should probably get him brochures etc. so he can get over his fear. I still feel bad for you, because I find it an irrational fear to have - and if you're a grown man you could also consider seeking help instead of getting so scared you piss your pants when trying to maintain mouth hygiene..
thatguynamedsky 32
so true, i mean personally i dont have that big of a deal with them but it is kinda scary lettig someone poke around inside your mouth with sharp things and having to stare at a bright light for an hour
brittaaany_93 38
My biggest fear about dentists is the numbing needle not working. One time I went, my dentist gave me the needle then did a check to see if the tooth he was going to work on was numb, and it wasn't. I freaked out, ended up having to get 4 needles to numb the tooth :/
ilovefall10 21
Maybe he had a health condition that gives him a weak bladder? Either way, I feel sorry for the guy,
Badkarma4u 17
Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants.
itsjustsofunny 17
Looks like your first day will be spent cleaning up a different kind of mess. FYI OP.
KatVa 23
This is neither a FYL nor YDI. You had to clean up pee, so what? That man is terrified of the dentist and people shouldn't shame him for that.
kingkobrastrikes 13
that's kinda FYL and F his life too lol
72alezis838 7
Dont let his pissy pants bring you down!
burninsnow 23
I feel sorry for the guy I can't imagine how embarrassing that must've been for him.