Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML
Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, while practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, I was so distracted by my teammates' conversation about a party later that I miscalculated my flip and smacked my head on a bar. Ten stitches and a concussion later, I was left alone in the hospital. FML
Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, at work I was playing football with one of my camp kids in the indoor-pool. I saw a co-worker walking by and I decided to hit him with the football. The football slipped out of my hand and I hit a lady in the face, breaking her nose, and causing her to fall and get a concussion. FML
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
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REED8116 0
why was there a bat in the outfield
ialwaysscrewup 0
What were you doing with a bat in the outfield?
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Comments (92)
xnolox 0
You sound like my ex, are you Asian too?
xxalissaxx 0
dudes the person triped in the outfeild THENNN got hit in the head with the bat serously you guys are slow I mean really why would you think there's a bat in the outfeild really? And why do so many ppl comment on this shit? Some people are total pricks wen they comment to do you guys not know how to be nice? I don't understand why ppl are such pricks! Ugh!!!!
Courtney_Sanders 6
How in the hell did you manage to get hit by a bat while you were in the outfield?
mckibabe 7
Haha the same thing happened to me but didn't trip in outfield. I just got hit in the head with a bat.
KtKD54 2
Well, thats not the stupidest way to get one.... For example.... My friend was over an she was swinging on a rope swing when she let go of the rope at the height of the swing
Epicvidmaster 5
How did you get hit by a bat in the outfield?
LyricaSilvan 30
At least you gave it an effort. Points for that. Sorry to hear about the concussion, though. Here's hoping things go better next time.