bad luck?
Australia
Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Trigger happy
Today, I was shot and arrested for trespassing. I'm a firefighter and I was saving a child. FML
Anonymous
Work until you drop dead
Today, my ex shot me. Actually shot me. After I woke up from surgery, I told my manager I would obviously need sick leave. She told me she was shot in the army, and got over it because she’s "not a pussy", so she expects me back at work, recovering from a gunshot to the chest, by Tuesday. FML
AtLeastThereWasAParamedic
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Jim
Today, I was walking to the bus for my first day at my new school. I tripped in the darkness and split my chin open and broke my arm. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Anonymous
The precious truck
Today, I got fired because, while responding to an emergency page for the volunteer fire department to help find a man in a field with a gunshot wound, I backed into a rock with the company truck that I drive to and from work. Nobody asked about the guy with the bullet inside him. He's OK now, in case anyone cares. FML
BOHICA123
Brighton, United States
Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for six hours. FML
guessimdead
United States
Kids…
Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML
red_headforlife
Chandler, United States
Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
Anonymous
Unstable
Today, it was my first day out of hospital and being able to walk outside. I went to a shop and an old lady backed up into me and elbowed the exact stop on my back the pain starts from. I hit the floor like a ton of bricks and had to go back to hospital. FML
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lifesucks1234567_fml 2
**** you for trying to be funny.
MrsDepp 12
Except it's 000 in Australia
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dirtroadboy 7
Thought Australia outlawed firearms?
ryukk_fml 3
Since no one ever owns anything illegal.
lwilso41 5
#28, in Australia you have to have a licence and registration for your gun. And they don't give them to everyone. And, like anything, you can get one if you know the right people.
reaganomics 6
Fun fact: Australia's overall crime rate rose 42.2 percent after the gun ban
gremlin_bros 19
Yep criminals prefer unarmed victims. Now go to work and get that law repealed and take your country back!
dalla25 6
first of all, we do not use the word paramedic often when referring to ambulance officers...secondly, this would of been all over the news, as shooting here are always reported, especially if it was an ambulance officer (we don't have many)...this is made up...
Fmlsea 28
Who knew being a medic could be so dangerous u would get shot
ryukk_fml 3
Most of the population.. They are sent to accident scenes, suicides, homicides, fires, etc.. I mean surely nothing bad could ever happen there.
Johnny6speed 0
It's called the ghetto. They have them in all countries and they need ambulances and police a lot. I'm just saying
RedPillSucks 33
What makes you think people only get shot in the ghetto? Congresswoman Giffords didn't get shot in the ghetto.
oXali 0
Evvvvverryyyy rooooseeee has it's thornnnnn.
GoW_Chick 15
Well at least the ambulance is already there so you can get to the hospital stat.
InuwindoW 13
Better your arm than your balls! Man up!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Why would he need to man up? Unless you were shot at before, you shouldn't tell someone to "man up" for getting shot anywhere.
zombicidal 11
you should be shot in the balls with a bazooka. its the only true way to "man up"
Deemee 3
Man up??!!? Man up??!! OP got SHOT, you tool!!!
plath7 1
Damn sorry to hear that
salsa324 0
U ok
KriiFahMoro 9
He ok
salsa324 0
Ok good
firefighter_mike 1
Welcome to the job. I've been punched and spit on. It only gets better!
ghashlycrumbs 8
I used to be a paramedic, but then I took a bullet to the arm.
Pelreskovich 11
Perform all your procedures on yourself! You're golden!