Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
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Top comments
bentleysdad11611 0
Sue !?
coolkid_matt 11
Wow what a wanker.
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Comments (222)
darkness4dummies 0
uh like report him or something thats not rite its like a teacher gives you an F for not letting him have your way with him
petrc1290 0
*have his way with you*
ColorfulDonut 7
fail number 10 and what a creeper. Bitch slap him... hard
Livinia 11
Sounds like you're better off not working there anyway. I'd report if I were you.
166324 0
do u surf in australia?
BobsUrAunty 2
I do lol
166324 0
haha ok then
NereidAlbel 14
This man just paid for your new car. Take him to court and live comfortably for quite some time.
chocolatechocha 8
people being so quick to say sue should remember that it's gonna be a he said she said situation.
holagranola 15
well at least now you won't have a creep for a boss !
iranoutofnames 6
you have long fingers...
metallicshadow 16
he can't fire you for that, unless there's more to this story we don't know about
CaptinObvious467_fml 2
Yes you can
zak764 5
You can sue for wrongful termination
heroesgleealias 0
Was that a question or a statment? Punctuation, bitch!
BobsUrAunty 2
somebody needs to calm the **** down, lol. :)
Tomcat99_fml 3
lawsuit!
jonathan6773 5
You know you could sue the boss for big bucks right?