Today, my son's laziness has now reached such a low that he now can’t be bothered to drink his pop from a glass, he just sets up the big pop bottle next to his bed and drinks it through a flexible, two metre long rubber tube. I’d be impressed at the ingenuity if I weren’t so mad at him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, I caught my 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML
Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
Today, my son tried my great-grandad's 90 year-old whiskey, didn’t like it, and poured it all down the sink. When I confronted him, he confidently told me it was nasty and must have expired, so he did me a favour and poured it away and washed the bottle. I had to walk away and remind myself I love him. FML
Today, I drank from a soda can that was on my floor. Unfortunately, it was my boyfriend’s pee. He was too lazy to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to prove a point to my six-year-old son who refuses to drink water from the kitchen sink in favor of from the bathroom faucet. I filled up two cups, one with the kitchen water and another with the bathroom water, thinking he wouldn’t tell the difference. He gagged on the kitchen water. FML
Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, my teenage son informed me that when he’s too lazy to walk to the bathroom, he uses the kitchen sink as a toilet. I use that sink every day to wash vegetables for my family's dinner. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML
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L0life29 6
maybe you should kick out your 23 year old(I’m guessing the age) son….it’s called growing up
Jaybug 2
made an account just so I could comment on this one lmao…when I was in high school, a girl in my class told me her dad (who was the health teacher and the school’s football coach) got a video game for Christmas one year and stayed on the couch for a week straight beating it and at one point at a “super straw” reaching from a 2 liter of pop on the coffee table to his mouth where he was laying on the couch lmaoooo
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L0life29 6
maybe you should kick out your 23 year old(I’m guessing the age) son….it’s called growing up
Jaybug 2
made an account just so I could comment on this one lmao…when I was in high school, a girl in my class told me her dad (who was the health teacher and the school’s football coach) got a video game for Christmas one year and stayed on the couch for a week straight beating it and at one point at a “super straw” reaching from a 2 liter of pop on the coffee table to his mouth where he was laying on the couch lmaoooo