Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my 5-year-old son a photo with a ginger cat and her 6 newborn kittens. I forgot to tell my son the cat mom is not the male ginger cat at home, despite them looking exactly same. His excitement became deep sorrow and a tantrum when he figured out that we didn't get half a dozen kittens. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Today, my 11 year-old daughter claimed I'm a terrible cat parent. Why? Because in the 4 months that we've had the cat, I haven't given him a bath. Our strictly indoor kitten lives in attack mode, and would paint the walls with my blood if I attempted it. FML
Today, during an argument with my daughter, she screamed, "Everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration, where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML
Today, my cat started screaming nonstop outside my bedroom. She's never done this since she was last in heat (she's 7 1/2 years old), so I was worried. I opened the door to find that she had "killed' a mouse (a fake one, formerly attached to her cat tree) and was very proud of herself. That's cute, but… really? FML
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jaeyuuji 1
I guess she hates oranges too.
gozar_fml 1
Orange cats are the best!
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Crashriot 14
That's some real good mental conditioning, she must have real good role models to inspire such hate for a simple hair colour
stocky 0
You must be a ginger
Hidan_fml 0
33, he actually has a point, though.
Hidan_fml 0
32*
Hidan_fml 0
WTF it switched numbers. O_o
BlackR6Rider 5
ungrateful child....
xoestefaniaxo 0
ditto.
SeasonedLemur 5
What's that 94? you're an ungrateful child too? guess you should start hanging out with the OPs child... you could throw ice creams out of car windows together!
alwa7sh 2
I love what South Park teaches kids. But you should teach her that everyone has a soul except for Snooki.
percawesome 0
But Snooki's orange so the poor cat's still back at square one lol
QWERTYCommander 5
And the rest of the Jersey Shore cast.
DropDead77 11
carrot top tooo
MissxXXItalia 5
can i "like" this comment? lol
kaayyzz 0
Dont hate on snooki please.
mintcar 10
This world is becoming more and more gingery...
ohSNAPyall 27
Ginger ale would've been sweeter
sourgirl101 29
Add some Crown Royal(:
iranoutofnames 6
damn ungrateful kids...
perdix 31
How old is this kid? I'm thinking mid-20's and still living at home.
XxGirrlXx64 0
Maybe you should make your kid camp out in the woods for a few weeks with nothing except the orange cat. Shell learn to love it.
Rusty325 4
or she'd learn what ginger cats taste like, 1 or the other
sweet_candy_ 17
Someone needs to watch Garfield.
sourgirl101 29
Hell ya! Coolest cat ever.
theangelfromhell 6
Hell yeah! :)
somber_star 9
I'm thinking the only creature whose life sucks here might be the cat, if you take it back on the account of its FUR COLOR. Tell your daughter she's an idiot and maybe she's the one that needs to check about having a soul.
whoisthisgirl 4
10000% agree.
Acousticpixie14 6
If your daughter is under the age of say...7, then maybe you should just oblige as she probably does not possess the ability to cognitively decipher that what she is saying is ridiculous. However, if your daughter is older than that, you need to tell her to stop being such a spoiled brat and be grateful that you got her a cat like she had wanted. Beggars can't be choosers. Also, try using a little discipline, because a child who acts like this obviously does not have enough of it.
Jaykayfu 0
This^ .
Acousticpixie14 6
I'm being lenient because some children just simply do not possess that level of cognitive development until later. If an adult told his daughter that and she is only 7, she probably does not understand that she is being ridiculous. Until she's about 10-11 actually, she'll automatically believe anything an adult tells her. It's just how kids are. Heck, they believe a fat man in a red suit flies around the entire world in one night by reindeer and slides down their chimney to give them gifts. If she's not yet at the age to question the existence of Santa Claus, she does not yet understand that she's being foolish.
Frexual 0
SANTAS NOT REAL?!?!? It was all a lie!? I don't know what to believe anymore.
Mokiikom_fml 8
Idiocy. If she's under the age of 7, it's especially important to get her started with good bases, to explain that she's being cruel and unfair etc. Will you let children grow up being filthy racists just because of some bull***t excuse like "oh, they're still young, so the KKK costumes and all are just innocent play, I shouldn't bother explaining that it's bad, they can't understand"?! Well, it's the same thing. They can and should understand, they're a child, not a dog. Parenting is about teaching your children throughout their growth. Not leaving them aside to be horrible people and just assuming you don't have to do your job because "they're young".
metalwolf 17
If an adult told her that, a smarter adult (hopefully her parents) need to correct it.
Acousticpixie14 6
Did I ever once say that her parents should not correct the situation? No matter how old the child is, the parents need to right what is wrong, but forcing the child to co-habitate with something she thinks is a soulless creature while teaching this lesson could prove to do more damage than good. The parents need to fix this, but her age is a factor which determines if they fix it with or without the cat in the house. Duh.
ramirezlmt 0
Okay so if keeping the cat will damage her (Although so funny) what if you dye her hair and give her freckles? Please watch the south park episode if you haven't. It'll show the little girl that it's merely a color of your hair and skin and if that's too much the mom and dad should. This girl needs to be taught by a good parent not a show. South park is awesome, but it is directed to a mature audience that no airheads should watch. P.s Does she have a older brother? This could be one of his pranks.