Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I showed my 5-year-old son a photo with a ginger cat and her 6 newborn kittens. I forgot to tell my son the cat mom is not the male ginger cat at home, despite them looking exactly same. His excitement became deep sorrow and a tantrum when he figured out that we didn't get half a dozen kittens. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I got a new cat for my birthday. It ate my bird right when we got home, then it ran away. FML
Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML
Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the shit out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my daughter forgot my birthday. When I asked her, she said she'd remembered my birthday, but was too busy at work to acknowledge it. However, she did have time to post a message on Facebook, wishing a happy birthday to her cat. FML
Today, my 11 year-old daughter claimed I'm a terrible cat parent. Why? Because in the 4 months that we've had the cat, I haven't given him a bath. Our strictly indoor kitten lives in attack mode, and would paint the walls with my blood if I attempted it. FML
Today, during an argument with my daughter, she screamed, "Everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration, where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML
Today, my cat started screaming nonstop outside my bedroom. She's never done this since she was last in heat (she's 7 1/2 years old), so I was worried. I opened the door to find that she had "killed' a mouse (a fake one, formerly attached to her cat tree) and was very proud of herself. That's cute, but… really? FML
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jaeyuuji 1
I guess she hates oranges too.
gozar_fml 1
Orange cats are the best!
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simply_wicked2u 0
smack the kid upside the head and then proceed to teach the kid manners. and keep the cat.
Shadow_Phantom 26
What the hell? Your daughter is a retard. Where did this stupid "GINGERZ HAS NO SOULS" thing originate from anyhow?
carlymac09 2
it came from southpark yeahhh ik it's retarded!!!! imma Ginger and I got lots of soul
Dibman 3
My Ginger cat is called Mojo or nicknamed the ginger ninja lol
robc32ca 4
ydi for letting your child watch South Park!!!
sallen0046 4
Where did your child learn this behavior in the first place? It doesn't matter how old your daughter is, this is unacceptable behavior. Go upstairs, grab your child, and drag her downstairs to make her care for the animal she wanted.
HeyyitsChelsea 0
Are you ******* kidding me? That cat is a living thing with feelings, being in a new home is very scary and stressful for him/her. You're little bitchtard daughter needs to get over it and learn to love her new cat. This honestly makes me want to cry. I feel so bad for the cat xD
emoooze 0
SPOILT BRAT
Major_General 10
You've got bigger problems to solve with your child.
DakotaCat 4
Gingers have the best hair colour. Brunettes have the most boring.
Mokiikom_fml 8
You're doing a very common thing, although it is also one of the most disgusting and stupid things people do with regards to racism. Trying to "make it better" by attacking another race. Instead of making it better for the race that was suffering from racism, this approach only makes two victims instead of one.
Acousticpixie14 6
Why the hell does everyone keep referring to hair color as a race? A race is any group of people related by a common descent or history. Blondes are not a race. Redheads are not a race. Brunettes are not a race. Damn uneducated imbeciles...
fightingkittens 39
Actually, YOU are the uneducated imbecile. If you look up "race" in the dictionary, you will find that the whole concept of race as we think of it is wrong. For another group of people to be a different race, they would have to have a different genetic code. **** sapiens (aka humans since you probably don't know that) are all one race. A slightly different species, like Neanderthals, would be a different race. And if you want me to step out into the realm of fantasy/sci-fi, the Na'vi would be a separate race too. However, we've twisted the definition of race so that it means any ethnicity (which is the proper word) that is somehow set apart from the others. By this definition, gingers/blondes/brunettes/you-name-its are all different races. Blame the Nazis for this bullshit we now have to go through about race.
authorkid 2
HEY. gingers rock.