Today, it was my big sister's birthday, and I was told the iPod I ordered her online was not coming due to a mix up. I drove to three different electronic stores before I found the one she wanted. After spending forever in traffic, I came home to find a package on my doorstep. It was her iPod. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I asked everyone for iTunes money, pleased to finally be able to buy some new songs for my iPod. After receiving several gift cards, I discovered that my iPod had been stolen. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My best friend decided to have a birthday party for me at this new bar. She texted the wrong address to all of my friends. They showed up at a computer store. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I went to visit some family out of state for my niece's birthday. I couldn't think of what to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money, iPods, game consoles, etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it away when she couldn't. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
That was very sweet of you to go to all that trouble for your sister. You must love her very much. Now shut the **** up and return the goddamn thing.
russian153 4
well at least u get another iPod for urself
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Comments (85)
jaderrrx3 0
20- LMFAO! I freaking LOVE your picture!
xgetxbentx 13
Now you can have one too? if not, just return it or sell it.
missyvee 0
just return it.
Sw33t_Candiee 0
omfg if u lived in Florida OP I wouldve sworn I knew you! my friend had this same exact problem xD
BurnedByLove 0
that's why you keep the ******* receipt for 300 dollar purchases numbnuts.
sammyhell 0
Serves you right for buying an iPod
itisme_fml 9
If I were your sister, I'd probably be submitting an entry in GMH saying how much you tried to get your big sis' a gift to be given on her Birthday. Goes on to show how much you care for her.
volkster644 0
I say just keep the extra as your own. what's the big deal? You would have had to pay for both anyway.
momony_fml 0
derf, derf. return one stoopid
hunterg 0
sounds like mine