Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Aera_fml 0
Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.
cyxx 0
Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.
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itsTiffany 0
Either your parents are HUGE assholes or you just have a HUGE weight problem. But either way... your life is ******.
_FACKMYLIFE_ 0
that really sucks....maybe if you lose some weight by next easter you'll get some candy :)
sincerelysarah 0
Awwww DD: That's terrible! Your parents are srsly scum.
tropmignon 0
Wow your parents are just plain rude. Like that's just not even funny. At christmas next year or one of their birthdays, give them a wrapped box that, on the inside, says "Maybe when you two become better parents. Assholes."
FML_Bandit 0
A very similar situation happened to me!!! I posted it about ten minutes ago... I hope it gets through... but I posted it under the Nick Of "notfat" Because I sent it in and then made my account. haha So go read that one If/When It get's posted.
jaaBLOWme 0
maybe next time go for a snack, try the 100 calorie pack
pfindley 0
ur fat for a reason... and its not genetics b/c ur little brother isnt fat... work out and diet
050294 0
Genetics can affect just certain members of a family, not all, dumb ****.
iebabe 0
haha.. take heed young grasshopper.. and lose the weight....
This_n_That 0
Wow, Ouch. I'm like the complete opposite. Ive been telling mom to stop buying that crap so I wont eat it. But she always does.. I would freak if she happened to do that to me!
qwerty123456789 0
#11- How would taking it out on her brother help? The parents are the ones who insulted her.