Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Aera_fml 0
Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.
cyxx 0
Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.
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nickilikeewoahh 0
I would have taken all my brother's eggs, eaten them all and then made an egg for my parents that said "Maybe when you're less of ******' ass holes" ;)
feelthebreakdown 0
My grandparents used to put a motion sensor pig in the fridge, and it would go off when my mom would open the fridge.
Jasper_fml 0
that was bitchy of them.
epank 0
I'm sorry, that is awful of them. AWFUL. I agree that you should be snarky right back at them. It'll make you feel better.
i_need_a_life 0
Ok, everyone telling this person that they are fat and need to lose weight are being as insensitive and rude as the parents were. IF this person is actually overweight and IF this person actually does need to lose weight then there are appropriate and polite ways for the parents to go about helping their child. THIS WAS NOT THE RIGHT WAY TO DO SO.
massesareasses 0
You should not be rewarded for not being able to take care of your self. Parents 1 fat bitch 0
eeee93757 0
Everyone rushing to the defense of OP: consider this. Maybe they already HAVE tried a nicer way of going about this, and maybe OP DIDN'T take a hint! Either way, you got a ******' problem. If you're not happy with yourself, start working out and eating healthier instead of bitching about it on fmylife.com
michelle4srs 0
Wow, that's so mean of your parents. They could have told you in a much nicer way, and it's something sad to hear even if it's told to you in a nice manner.
michelle4srs 0
#69: Don't be so bitter.
madelinex 0
haha, they coulda told you in a nicer way, but they're probably right. go do something about it then!