fuck!
United States
WOOF WOOF
Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Crotch goblins ruin everything!
Boom boom boom
Today, I got a new upstairs neighbor, a fucking breeder with three brats and a screeching newborn. They’ve barely started moving in their shit and I can hear the howls already. It’s not fair to put them in upstairs apartments above people just trying to enjoy some peace and quiet. FML
hypocrites!!
Good boy
Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML
bellaellaella
United States
Hi Molly
Today, after months of enduring my neighbor's relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML
cande
United States
Fined
Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML
Haze
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellington, New Zealand
I want a dog
Today, my parents finally fulfilled my childhood dream and got a puppy, after years of me nagging at them. The only downside is that I no longer live at home and he's not mine. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Noise annoys
Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML
Brad
United States
Where did you guys come from?
Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
No dog for you
Today, I asked my landlord if I could get a dog. He said no, and gave me an illegal rent increase. FML
Brad
Home invasion
Today, I woke up and got out of my room to find two pit bulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML
nackpattywhackgiveadogabone
United States
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Top comments
SirEnigM0nk 22
Damn, that's a real bitch. That's ruff, man. A doggone shame.
Chazzster 32
In a sense, it could be worse - Small dogs tend to bark more. And your upstairs neighbor is going to be the one to discover just how much a big dog eats and craps and how destructive they can be of their furnishings… It would be tempting to inform the landlord of this if it’s a “no pets” apartment. But eventually your upstairs neighbor would likely find out who informed on them. If there is anything I have learned about neighbors it is “live and let live”. Don’t pick fights or arguments because a hostile neighbor only makes things worse.
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SirEnigM0nk 22
Damn, that's a real bitch. That's ruff, man. A doggone shame.
ahabsfan 17
Say hi to Marmaduke for me.
Chazzster 32
In a sense, it could be worse - Small dogs tend to bark more. And your upstairs neighbor is going to be the one to discover just how much a big dog eats and craps and how destructive they can be of their furnishings… It would be tempting to inform the landlord of this if it’s a “no pets” apartment. But eventually your upstairs neighbor would likely find out who informed on them. If there is anything I have learned about neighbors it is “live and let live”. Don’t pick fights or arguments because a hostile neighbor only makes things worse.
Nikki 17
Well Great Danes are apartment dogs, so it makes sense
RichardPencil 32
Rat them out. Snitches get riches!
coolrunnings1021 14
Not an average Dane?
ODBeefalo 10
don't be a rat. if it get noisy, I would ask them to get some carpet or something "so none of the other neighbors find out and snitch". it is amazing how many things are solved by just coexisting with neighbour's... and not be a filthy rat....