Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the ring I wear on my ring finger needs to come off because it's too big. It's too big because I bought it for him and he gave it back to me 6 months later. I've been wearing it on the same finger for the last 3 months with no problems. FML
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
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Top comments
zelhackin 0
get Gollum to help you he's really good at that
greg84_fml 21
Looks likes it's time to cut it off.
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Comments (248)
gigiferg 7
stop eating for a day
lovesonly1 0
If you go to your local fire department they can cut of your ring for you
sulhaq 4
Have you lost your damn mind? Three days and you're still sitting at home? If the ring doesn't come off for a few HOURS you're supposed to go to a jeweler. They cut it off. Or if it's too serious go to the ER. GOOD god 3 days? Now it will almost impossible to remove because of the massive swelling. You deserve it for being a complete moron.
yellowbrickroad 0
are you kate middlton?? :)
Ganga666 0
stop eatin. fat bitch
MandaMazing 0
I would consider getting a bigger ring..
biso_fml 0
u can break it.. i think jewellers can do that.. they have a scissor for that.. u can always fix a broken ring, and even if u cant, its a lot easier than dislocating ur finger ...
logicalliv 9
You can also try a warm bath with a lot of salt - the salt water will draw water out of your skin, making your fingers shrink, and the warm water will help the ring expand. I know this works - this is how hubby lost his wedding ring when we were swiming in the ocean! (on our honeymoon)
laurad420 0
windex
faithfulangel 0
I got a ring stuck before. my bf's dad had to cut it off. when I took it to the jeweler to get it fixed they said if it ever happens again to use windex on it.