Today, it's the third day my ring won't come off. I used soap, vegetable oil, lotion, soaked my hand in ice to make the swelling of my finger to come down, and even my mom pulled so hard she dislocated my finger. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my hand was stung by a wasp. It has resulted in all my fingers being swollen and therefore much bigger than usual. I'm getting married tomorrow and there's no way I can get the ring on my finger. FML
Today, I went mud wrestling for the first time at a mud bog. After a day of fun and getting cleaned up, I realized that my mom's ring was no longer on my finger. FML
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the ring I wear on my ring finger needs to come off because it's too big. It's too big because I bought it for him and he gave it back to me 6 months later. I've been wearing it on the same finger for the last 3 months with no problems. FML
Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
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Top comments
zelhackin 0
get Gollum to help you he's really good at that
greg84_fml 21
Looks likes it's time to cut it off.
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RideLifeAway 0
Can't guarantee it'll work but with one of my grandmas rings a while back she couldnt get it off so my mom put pil on her finger and then you slip a thread under the ring if you can then wind the thread around the top part of your finger, start pulling the thread that is behind your ring and close to your hand and just follow the winding of the thread and it should come off. No guarantees though
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
raise the hand with the ring on it over your head for about 10 seconds, it might work, it has worked for me and some people that I know of
SisyphereanTask 2
Spray windex on your finger. Although if it's already swollen from you and your mom's ministrations you may have to go to the hospital and have it cut off (the ring not your finger).
TalkinSmack 6
wrap dental floss tightly around just below ur knuckle to to the bottom of the ring. thread the end of the floss under the ring. when u pull that end, it should force the ring over ur fat knuckle and off ur finger. that's how we're taught to get a ring off if u can't cut it off. ( I'm a paramedic who works in the oil sands and we are in the middle of nowhere...)
khaya 9
Those **** rings are a bitch.
KenzyTaylor10 0
use some warm butter! that always helps me
Darkhatchling 0
go on a diet!
Mortalspirit 4
Time to call..Chuck Norris.
pepelapew 0
go work our until u lose enough weight to pull it off
Mons_fml 27
if you want ur ring to swell you should have soaked ur hand in WARM water, putting ur hand in cold water actually makes is shrink. did you know that when they make railways they actually they have little spaces everywhere cuz if they dont the rail gets all crocked when its warm outside.