Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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kimshoo 0
What an ass! Dump him.
Ara_chelli 0
thats cold!! what an ass.
Me27 0
I think death anniversaries are okay days to be sad. My dad died when I was 10, almost 12 years ago, and it does get a bit easier, I promise. :) PS - Dump him.
shameonmedude 0
I lost my brother in '07 you ******* bitch #53 and I have already expressed my emotions...I don't rely on others for support or sympathy, no one knows what I went thru and I don't expect them to. I'm just saying that counting on others to be sympathetic to your needs is weak....not showing your emotions (thats normal).....why don't you think before you say stupid shit like that you ugly bitch. **** you. I hope something bad happens to you in your life....hopefully someone you love dearly will die a miserable death....which is what you deserve 100%
forthelulz_fml 0
It's obviously true, you went so far as to post it online for millions of people to see. Also, #30, are you retarded? How do you get better from b8r? Idiot
AnnaSeptic 0
41, you must be very naive or very disturbed to think that mourning the death of a loved one is weak.
tash14 1
I see people's points that OP can't mourn forever and that it is important to celebrate his life rather than being sad all the time. But who says she doesn't celebrate his life? She probably doesn't cry every day. It was on the anniversary of his death, I'm sure that's a day you feel the grief a little bit more than usual.
shameonmedude 0
I MEANT THAT RELYING ON SOMEONE TO HAVE SYMPATHY FOR YOU IS WEAK......I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY MOURNING IS FOR THE WEAK....IT CAME OUT WRONG.....NOW STFU AND STOP GIVING ME SO MUCH SHIT FOR IT YOU ASSHOLES! I hope you lose a love one in the worst kind of way too #58 you piece of shit. :)
slutsstud 0
hahaha.. thats awesome.. except maybe a little wrong timing.. haha.. funny nevertheless
Ocilator 0
#56 dude you are ****** up. I lost my dad in '02 when i was 12 yrs old. He was the only person in my life who i felt like cared for me so i think thats who you would consider "someone you love dearly". He died a painful/miserable death of cancer while i his youngest son watched. Nobody deserves that shit! You need to be the one thinking about what you are about to say! I myself bottle my emotions all year long but on the anniversary of my fathers death i go to his grave with my brother and sister and we all cry over the loss of our beloved father. And for the person that originally posted this...if my girlfriend treated me like that she wouldnt be my girlfriend anymore PS - excuse my grammer/spelling mistakes im writing shorthand