Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML
Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML
Today, my mother and I were discussing how we couldn't believe it's been nearly a year since my dad died. Not paying attention, my husband absentmindedly added, "Time flies when you're having fun." FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, I got back home from work and casually asked my dad, "What's up?" He casually replied, "Wishing I'd had a son instead." and stared glassy-eyed at me until I left the room. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
Today, I was texting a friend of mine. She mentioned it was her dad's birthday. I typed, "Tell him 'Happy Birthday' from me!" and as I pressed send, I remembered her dad was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML
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jessxoxo28 5
wat an asshole!!!!!! dump him!
mfpeanuthead 0
What a douche.
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Comments (355)
iwrestledabearon_fml 0
thats only slightly messed up. you shoulda kicked him in the dick
lnm701 0
He is an asshole...seriously. He had no right to say that to you when you were upset and needed his comfort. And everyone telling the OP to "get over it," maybe you haven't lost anyone close to you who was as meaningful and irreplaceable as a parent, which I hope is true. You can and should move on, but there is nothing wrong with feeling sad and crying sometimes. You never "get over it."
literalmanchild 0
yes, you still the biggest bitch. that hasn't changed in the thirty seconds or so since you last pretended to leave and then came back.
karissaaa 0
messed upp dump the asshole.
bbq45 0
him being mean to you meens that he can't have you meening sex for him is alot worse ; ) get rid of him. It'll serve him right.
aztec37 0
82, i'm a guy and i think he was an asshole. Especially if he hasn't experienced something like this.
qwertyuiop8989 0
literalmanchild by ripping on people on the internet, you're no better than shameonmedude.....you guys are both immature children and both need to grow the hell up becuase there are more important, useful and productive things to do in life than picking a fight on the internet.....seriously GROW THE **** UP YOU GUYS!!! that goes for anyone else who likes to start shit on the internet. OP:sorry for your loss and asshole boyfriend.
mattmag 0
Maybe he heard you wrong? Or meant to say something else, but it came out horribly wrong? I mean, he's your boyfriend - give him the benefit of the doubt. We've all accidentally jumbled our words and said something awful at some point in our life. But if that is what he meant, you should seriously consider removing him from your life.
aztec37 0
oh no. i put the wrong word once, but used the right word in my next post(well before anyone said anything) I must not know any grammar at all.
I_am_stupid_also 6
He probably put up with her blubbering for an hour before she finally drove him over the edge, and finally he sad one thing that wasn't sufficiently sensitive. He's better off finding someone less controlling.