Today, it's Saint Patrick's Day and the nicest day of the year so far. I'm spending it in the bathroom, puking up the sushi I'd eaten last night. The luck of the Irish can't help me on this one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I started 2018 with a bad case of food poisoning. Not exactly the New Year's cleanse I was hoping for. FML
Today, I started my first 3-day weekend in over a month after asking for one. I also start the neverending diarrhea and vomit spiral because my stomach can’t handle a little spice. So much for a relaxing 3-day weekend. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
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The_Toxic_Mite 0
Ooh, the sad, sad irony. FYL.
Monikabug 9
Ahhh, been there! That sucks OP. Next time try to be more careful about what kind of sushi you are eating, and don't be afraid to ask how fresh their catches are. FYL!
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Comments (152)
thatoneGeo 0
maybe it's cuz you got drunk due to st patricks day and eating sushi is a bad combo
xxkiwixx5623_fml 0
^ This
The_Toxic_Mite 0
Ooh, the sad, sad irony. FYL.
ScaryyMary 14
Oh well, everyone will be puking tonight and tomorrow morning. You're just ahead of the game!
madskillz3088 0
just go back in the toliet
Mooshki 0
I just spent the last hour puking up the egg salad sandwich I had for lunch, so I feel your pain.
madskillz3088 0
eat everything you just puked, that's a partttyy ;)
Jen_J_the_J 0
ah luck of the irish relo only applies 2 us irish ;D FYL indeed man, especially if u traveled anywer to celebrate
SeedlessMe 13
Yeah but I'm quickly becoming convinced Irish luck equals bad luck.... And Murphy's Law backs me up. :-(
ScaryyMary 14
Murphy's Law raped Megan's Law.
alexandraa_fml 0
Ew, sushi :(
Craig92EIRE 0
you see it really only works for irish people... like me!