Today, it's Saint Patrick's Day and the nicest day of the year so far. I'm spending it in the bathroom, puking up the sushi I'd eaten last night. The luck of the Irish can't help me on this one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I started 2018 with a bad case of food poisoning. Not exactly the New Year's cleanse I was hoping for. FML
Today, I started my first 3-day weekend in over a month after asking for one. I also start the neverending diarrhea and vomit spiral because my stomach can’t handle a little spice. So much for a relaxing 3-day weekend. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
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The_Toxic_Mite 0
Ooh, the sad, sad irony. FYL.
Monikabug 9
Ahhh, been there! That sucks OP. Next time try to be more careful about what kind of sushi you are eating, and don't be afraid to ask how fresh their catches are. FYL!
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Emilyroxx 3
I just eat the rice off of sushi. I don't like the fish, but seriously, if you eat a lot of sushi (fresh or not) you're going to get sick cuz of the raw fish.
adrifter 0
The luck of the irish stays with the irish
youthink_fml 0
1. For those that say YDI for eating raw fish, the vast majority of sushi does not contain fish, raw or cooked. 2. If you're puking the next day, it's not the food you ate. That would make you puke within a couple hours. I bet OP drank too much. YDI.
Crysta_fml 3
most sushi is never raw , and alot of it isn't fish. Most of you people are just ignorant huh. OP you don't have any signs of food poisoning. That comes firing out both ends, and happens within an hour or so of eating the offending food.
NudieRudie 4
FYI - luck of the Irish = BAD luck It's an ironic statement, just look at the history of the Irish
kally2010 0
your obviously retarded about Irish history ! how is it the Irish beat the English when the English were terrorising the irish and shooting any man because he was suspected of being in the ira ? how is it we won when we had only a few thousand men and almost no guns ? it was a guerrila war ! one which inspired many others ! and during the famine we proved to be strong willed and because of the famine a large number of a Americans can now claim to be part Irish ! we may not always be lucky but we do always stand up for what we believe in and fight ! fight with our hearts and souls till there's nothing left to fight for ! then we win and celebrate that victory ! if we hadn't had tuff times who's to say we would be viewed the same way ? it's not about the past but about the present! Ireland Celtic tiger has roared for years ! but is that mentioned ? noo only the famine nd the English oppression ! so don't start shooting your mouth off about something you know nothing about !
sugarr0babby0 0
Ahaha, that sucks....
eelyknivolc 0
Actually, It takes 48 hours for food poisoning..so probably not the sushi sweetheart.
MrFlintstone 5
sushi is chineses not irish sorry
kally2010 0
it's ******* Japanese you idiot !
starberries 0
******* moron. Sushi is not Chinese, and no one said it was Irish.
starberries 0
Why do all of you fucktards assume that Patrick is not Irish?
chunkymunky666 0
aaaah holidays:)