Today, it's Saint Patrick's Day and the nicest day of the year so far. I'm spending it in the bathroom, puking up the sushi I'd eaten last night. The luck of the Irish can't help me on this one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm on spring break on a tropical island, visiting family I hadn't seen in years. They invited me out to eat, and won't take no for an answer. All of this would be wonderful, if it weren't for the fact that I've been vomiting to the point of expelling bile and dry heaving for the last two days. FML
Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML
Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML
Today, I started 2018 with a bad case of food poisoning. Not exactly the New Year's cleanse I was hoping for. FML
Today, I started my first 3-day weekend in over a month after asking for one. I also start the neverending diarrhea and vomit spiral because my stomach can’t handle a little spice. So much for a relaxing 3-day weekend. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
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The_Toxic_Mite 0
Ooh, the sad, sad irony. FYL.
Monikabug 9
Ahhh, been there! That sucks OP. Next time try to be more careful about what kind of sushi you are eating, and don't be afraid to ask how fresh their catches are. FYL!
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Comments (152)
Darraghscoot 0
win.lol
Craig92EIRE 0
and its paddys day if ur not gettin sick ur not doin it right!!!
kally2010 0
I agree! in fact I just got home and I'm pissed right now !!! I ******* LOVE paddys day ! best holiday ever
Darraghscoot 0
wooooooooooh!
imakeubleed 0
OMG me too!!!
twinb76 7
well, you won't be the only one puking at least!!
mrbuddy 0
Yeah, you wou probably would have been puking later anyway. Too bad you aren't drunk for it now though.
kally2010 0
so true ! in ireland every1 gets pissed on paddys day starting from like age 13 up ! police can't even search bags so every1 keeps it hidden and goes home drunk ! then goes into school the next day hungover and no homework done ! ... it has replaced Xmas as my fav holiday ! :)
perdix 31
Maybe the Luck of the Irish won't help you, but the people of Japan are having a hearty laugh at your expense! Stupid Round-Eye! Wait 'til the wasabi comes back up -- yowza!
Darraghscoot 0
defo! any teacher who gives homework on the tuesday is just asking too much!:P Irish people FTW! :l
twobridesinct 0
hint for next year, don't eat green sushi as a pre st. pattys day celebraton!
destradase 0
ur so ******* stupid for posting this bullshit!! it's not fml worthy
ninba20 0
and that is why I hate sushi... OP i feel sorry for u...