Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boss's birthday is 5 days away. Instead of wishing me happy birthday, the staff decided to surprise my boss with an early gift. We also had to take a picture of him with everyone. I work at another branch alone, and had to post the picture to social media. Happy Birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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abbttmc 12
Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
perdix 31
Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
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Comments (206)
rhcpgurl 18
Happy birthday OP!!!
shadokis 15
Don't feel too awful bad OP. Last year, even Google forgot mine :( HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
alexangel33 18
Happy birthday!!!
someguy314159265 15
Truth be told, I would be creeped out if anyone other than my family remembered my birthday. No birthday wishes for you, by the way.
lambda_fml 40
Belated Happy Birthday. Many Happy Returns.
Crysteria 8
Happy birthday!
freshko21 6
Hey I wish you a Happy birthday! Put yourself out there with some good vibe and make some good friends!
ElsieAstronaut 4
Happy Birthday from Tucson!
Old_Iron_Sides 6
OP must be Mitt Romney "Corporations are people too!"
Humanoide_fml 0
so what, is not really important. you can enjoy it or wait and see how many people say Happy birthday to you, and thats make you a more important person(?)