Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boss's birthday is 5 days away. Instead of wishing me happy birthday, the staff decided to surprise my boss with an early gift. We also had to take a picture of him with everyone. I work at another branch alone, and had to post the picture to social media. Happy Birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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abbttmc 12
Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
perdix 31
Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
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Tabbir 10
I decided to do an experiment on my birthday, I removed my birthday from facebook, to see how many people remembered, I expected at least for my best friend, whose birthday is 3 weeks later, and a couple of other close friends to remember without facebook to remind them. No one remembered my birthday. The next day, an old friend texted, apologising for having missed it, with an update on her life, we hadn't seen each other in a few months due to living in different cities and, to be honest, have been drifiting apart over the last few years. It really showed me that sometimes you underestimate the people in your life. Maybe op, you should look on this as a red flag and take a look at your current friendships, are you putting in too much effort with people who don't actually care? Are you overlooking potentially great friendships due to various distractions? I hope you had a good birthday op and that next year you can celebrate it with style!
User90210 5
Also you ripped it and kept it?!
kathrinex 26
Happy birthday!
leggie913 6
Happy Happy Happy Birthday!
bombroot 9
Now you have a community that cares op :3 happy birthday ;)
mattorama 15
If it makes you feel any better, my birthday was Tuesday and I had one less person wish me well. It's just another day.
Tay_Tay_aka_ME 6
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Roshniann_96 3
Hey we are birthday twins!!!!! It was my birthday too :D happy birthday to you too :)
aimeecuria 9
Happy birthday
NurseAbi 10
Happy birthday, from me, my patients, and the dog in the picture. That 16 of us!