Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My parents wished me a happy one via text message. We live in the same house. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boss's birthday is 5 days away. Instead of wishing me happy birthday, the staff decided to surprise my boss with an early gift. We also had to take a picture of him with everyone. I work at another branch alone, and had to post the picture to social media. Happy Birthday to me, I guess. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
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abbttmc 12
Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)
perdix 31
Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!
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Comments (206)
fl0fl0_fml 13
Nowadays people only wish you happy birthday if their Facebook account reminds them that today is "Abcde" 's birthday! Anyway... HAPPY BIRTHDAY OP!
sekolze 5
happy birthdayyy!(:
crashley21 10
My insurance company didn't wish me a happy birthday!
anonymousy37 5
It was only 3:00 when the OP posted this.... I wonder if they got a surprise party?
ravonos 4
Act like a grown up and move on with your life.
gio4467 7
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY. Lol same happened here, except it was only the blood drive organization my school hosts
worldclassrager 41
Better than nothing right? Have a Facebook? That might get you a few...
False_Stupidity 42
Happy birthday op
fmelots 9
It sounds like you need to learn to connect to people more and form friendships. If you are there for other people, it's more likely they will be there for you.
tjoalis 5
Happy Birthday (^v^)