birthday blues
United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Brookline, United States
Alexa, play "Unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
poorgary
France
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
birthdaygirl
San Francisco, United States
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
andi0804
United States
Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
hopeless
Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
It isn't
Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML
Anonymous
Friends and family
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
"So, who'd you vote for?" "Happy." "Happy who?" "Birthday." "Happy Birthday? W—" "Thanks! You're the first to say that!"
Welshite 40
Yourself. You wrote your name in on the ballot and checked it. It's your own little birthday gift to you.
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Comments (34)
TooManyProblems 13
Hey Birthday Buddies! That's all everyone's talked about as well
Dave_Davington 34
So, you voted for Trump, right?
cheshireau 26
It might be belated and from a stranger but Happy Birthday. I hope there was some enjoyment on the day.
siennabrooke 11
Hope you didn't vote trump. America is a ******* joke and I'm so sad to be here.
rookiebenuel 12
you may do us all a favor and leave the country. Thank goodness we finally have a true American in the white house. God Bless America
pishoinassif_ 2
Finally someone who isn't brainwashed by the media. Go Trump!
laytea 8
OP here! I had to make an account to comment. Thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! They made this pretty awful day in US history a little bit better ;) To my birthday twins, happy birthday ladies and gents! I hope your day went well!
ajk168 22
As a sophomore in high school I'm really worried what Trump is going to do to college costs in the future... Happy birthday!!
rosslynch553 16
Trump just won!!
MidnaLink 35
You make that sound like a good thing!
polsen4273 8
You did't vote, did you?
DarkStormRunner 6
happy birthday
7iven8Nine 13
Jacob?
JamieRaeTee 9
Happy birthday!
kimiirenee 17
hey, same here. my birthday was Monday.