bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
MrFerret
Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML
Anonymous
How can I make this about me?
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Top comments
K_kanaka 26
HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D !!!
TylerBurden 21
You can't understand it now, but in a few weeks or months, if you really hit the gym, you will love her for that present. Happy birthday!
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Comments (165)
ohgeezjacklyn 0
Mom be trolling.
BestestMama 6
I wish my mom would get me a gym membership
DocBastard 40
Edit: Damn commenting bug.
slappomatt 4
TAKE THE HINT!!!!
MagicallyFat 12
Thanks DKjazz!! And 118 your body starts burning fat after you've been running for 30-45 mins so to truly start burning fat you have to run around 45-60 mins and keep the right heart rate
scruffyindiekid 2
Did you get a cake? That'd be ironic.
mynameispickle 0
Be grateful you have a mom that cares
Tiecho 4
Who needs cake, when u can guilt and humiliation?
corynchaos 0
her moms probably a fat ass herself.
Raileigh0527 5
thats a totally awesome idea for a bday gift! motivation! happy birthday!